Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Some bad press coming for Alabama..

It looks like our fair state has been chosen to be a part of a BBC documentary called "The World's Strictest Parents". A pair of British teenagers will come to Alabama and live with a family, and be forced to adhere to the "family" rules. I'm sure the world will soon be introduced to a strychnine drinking, snake handling family from Sand Mountain, and in doing so, fulfill all the stereotypes of our state. The one good thing that came out of this is, that I have some research to do. I wonder if Bigfoot has access to a cutting torch? That would make a plausible explaination for the burn marks on the mutilated cattle.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bigfoot in Winston County?

Now I know why I was scared to go outside to my grandmothers bathroom in Haleyville. Bigfoot may be watching you. (yes it was an outdoor bathroom, but with running water and toilet paper)